Charlie Austin

[MattyRangers]

http://thesun.uk/61838lFzU

[acricketer]

I think they met in a hotel on Old Kent Road.

[Westway]

I always thought he wasn't the sharpest of tools.

[Itsonlyagame]

She's built like a rugby player. No wonder his shoulder's been giving him grief if he's been trying to throw her around the bed.

[CroydonCaptainJack]

That's a shame. Always liked Charlie.

[qpr]

The Sun

[Ginger Ninja]

Its the Sun........theyve more than likely jumped on that tweet and made up a story.

[corbray]

wow the hairdresser bird is pretty hot, obviously charlies personality is what won her heart

[Rangers77]

if we sign him, i will w@nk myself senseless!

infact, i would w@nk everyone on this board off.

#notgoingtohappen.

F ack me..... Nothing personal, Hits, but I'm now praying we don't resign him.......

[WeAreQPR12]

F ack me..... Nothing personal, Hits, but I'm now praying we don't resign him.......

Problem is there are a couple of posters that will genuinely hold him to that. Crazy promise although it won't happen

[CroydonCaptainJack]

F ack me..... Nothing personal, Hits, but I'm now praying we don't resign him.......

Me too mate.
What worries me most is I am probably geographically one of the closest to Hits!

[Pinkie]

lololol

[Rangers77]

Me too mate.
What worries me most is I am probably geographically one of the closest to Hits!

[The General]

Hits sounds really desperate for success chaps if he's wiling to undertake that.

I thought I was desperate for the club to succeed but this sounds like true fan commitment to me.

A Hits Handjob for all if Charlie signs. So funny .

[Kevin Mcleod]

Apparently his missus is a complete carnt.
He should do the swap imo.