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    your time has come we are gonna hit the tractor boys for five
    as all your babies come to fruition hoilett matty phillips dezil and nausser will come alive
    the big german stays on the bench
    the tractors terrified sweating you can smell the stench

    goal number one is a through ball from junior that denzil blasts into the top of the net
    its one of those goals you never forget
    so one nil up first half over but wait
    in the second you see nausser the new stan bowles creativity getting the tractor boys into a real state

    the second starts naiusser the new king of loftus dances around there player
    unlieshing matty phillips who body swerves and drops dummies all over the place hes a tractor slayer
    then letting rip from thirty yards into the top of the goal
    another one that we have stole

    now junior goes on a run but hes without the ball
    nausser seeing him picks him out leaving the defender looking a fool
    junior cuts inside
    and leaves the defender on his backside

    so now we are three nil up denzil has his second and nausser is still running the match
    he looks like hes finnally scored but the keeper comes up with a super catch
    then a defender slips and like lightning dezil has his magical hatrick
    and as the back four are put to the cosh looking very sick

    the star of the match the new stan bowles runs past four players looking for that magic start
    hes been on fire all day ripping these tractor boys apart
    and look at that
    a 25 yarder,time to go out for a celebrational drink and wear your top hat
    Last edited by qprted; 03-02-2016, 11:45 AM.
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  • #2
    Wow, how much time did it take you to write this?
    I always struggle with rhymes....
    Banning people is no longer my hobby,
    but take a look at my photo blog:

    http://kirillqpr.blogspot.com/

    How and why did I start supporting QPR in Estonia:
    http://www.wearetherangersboys.com/forum/blog.php?b=852

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    • #3
      Love it Ted!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by qprted View Post
        your time has come we are gonna hit the tractor boys for five
        as all your babies come to fruition hoilett matty phillips dezil and nausser will come alive
        the big german stays on the bench
        the tractors terrified sweating you can smell the stench

        goal number one is a through ball from junior that denzil blasts into the top of the net
        its one of those goals you never forget
        so one nil up first half over but wait
        in the second you see nausser the new stan bowles creativity getting the tractor boys into a real state

        the second starts naiusser the new king of loftus dances around there player
        unlieshing matty phillips who body swerves and drops dummies all over the place hes a tractor slayer
        then letting rip from thirty yards into the top of the goal
        another one that we have stole

        now junior goes on a run but hes without the ball
        nausser seeing him picks him out leaving the defender looking a fool
        junior cuts inside
        and leaves the defender on his backside

        so now we are three nil up denzil has his second and nausser is still running the match
        he looks like hes finnally scored but the keeper comes up with a super catch
        then a defender slips and like lightning dezil has his magical hatrick
        and as the back four are put to the cosh looking very sick

        the star of the match the new stan bowles runs past four players looking for that magic start
        hes been on fire all day ripping these tractor boys apart
        and look at that
        a 25 yarder,time to go out for a celebrational drink and wear your top hat
        "and wear your top hat"sorry sausage the ruperts forum is that a way.

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        • #5
          well i only take thirty seconds to knock these little rhymes out
          it helps sometimes to do this rather than go to the match and shout
          evil les has one chance to get these things going right
          or else we miss the play offs and everthing will be too tight
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