Charlie Austin scores on his debut!

[lymehoop]

he has gone, much like the Rodney chants you sometimes hear

[acricketer]

A man goes into a pub and says to the barman, "I'm looking for a bloke who drinks here."
"What's his name? asks the barman. "Dunno!, but he's got withered arm."
"A withered arm? No. Don't think so."
"He's also only got one eye."
"A withered arm? One eye? You sure?"
"Yeah, he drinks here all the time. He's also got a club foot."
"Club foot; withered arm, one eye? You're 'avin a larf."
"No, seriously, and he stinks"
"Let me get this straight, this bloke you're looking for, he stinks? He's got a withered arm? One eye and club foot?"
"Yeah that's the fella. One more thing, he's got a big mop of red hair!"
"Oh, you mean Ginger!!!!"

[Hoop-du-Jour]

Ginger?

Got to be!

[Hubble]

Just watched his goal on MOTD. It would be churlish not to congratulate him, and I think many of us naturally have a soft spot for Charlie. And what a way to make his debut, with the winning goal at Old Trafford.

[Nick]

A man goes into a pub and says to the barman, "I'm looking for a bloke who drinks here."
"What's his name? asks the barman. "Dunno!, but he's got withered arm."
"A withered arm? No. Don't think so."
"He's also only got one eye."
"A withered arm? One eye? You sure?"
"Yeah, he drinks here all the time. He's also got a club foot."
"Club foot; withered arm, one eye? You're 'avin a larf."
"No, seriously, and he stinks"
"Let me get this straight, this bloke you're looking for, he stinks? He's got a withered arm? One eye and club foot?"
"Yeah that's the fella. One more thing, he's got a big mop of red hair!"
"Oh, you mean Ginger!!!!"

..."Oh, you mean Steve!!!!"

[Kevin Mcleod]

Could even be the best 4 million ever spent, i ain't even being funny but I'd be happy if we spent four million on a player and he came on as a late substitute and scored the winner at united and then never did a thing again. I mean how much more did players like tripe traroe etc cost us than four million in wages etc and who have stolen every penny.

Also yesterday is why i believe he got a six million singing on fee and is on close to a 100 k a week, four million for a player who gets you a winner at united as a sub in his first game, and you don't think they broke the bank with personal terms to get him. Very believable.

[Westway]

Happy for Charles but it stick in the craw a bit that he was unavailable for us for so long recently with "injury" yet he's immediately available for his new owners.

[Kevin Mcleod]

Happy for Charles but it stick in the craw a bit that he was unavailable for us for so long recently with "injury" yet he's immediately available for his new owners.

He was nearly ready at Blackburn and if we were protecting four million why didn't we protect eight million yesterday?
And he was only a sub yesterday, he was injured let's just face it, Les or uncle didn't have anything to do with the fake moon walk or the twin towers.

[Timmy the Doc]

Had to unfollow him today.

[MattyRangers]

Had to unfollow him today.

Same. Ba$tard got a restraining order on me.

[Timmy the Doc]

Same. Ba$tard got a restraining order on me.

No surprise there

[Shania]

It was a bit special to see him score for Soton. But good luck to him. Maybe I will get the chance to see him play for QPR in the prem in a few years time, who knows?

Ps. He will always have a special place in my heart, sob,sob.

[IsleworthRanger]

I had £10 on him to score first yesterday and also £10 for him to score at anytime so was well happy with his debut for the Saints

[jmelanie]

Happy for Charles but it stick in the craw a bit that he was unavailable for us for so long recently with "injury" yet he's immediately available for his new owners.

He only played for about ten minutes.

[Harryboy]

I had £10 on him to score first yesterday and also £10 for him to score at anytime so was well happy with his debut for the Saints

Well done , but you would off got your score back if he never came on