Wild West Paddock

[The Merry Ploughboy]

Jesus, I thought someone was going to bring out a banjo for a burst of deliverance such were the lot in there. Some very interesting characters !!!!

[72bus]

did u see those 3 in the front row CL , could have walked straight off the set of wrong turn 3

[Jimmy Floyd Rabbit]

Ain't that the phantom farters stomping ground?

[Harryboy]

[upperloft]

That's what happens when you knock out cheap tickets.

[vespa]

we were in SAR blok c and i thought it a bit strange ................
maybe thats what our hardcore is .................

one step away from non league werdios ......

[loneranger]

Ain't that the phantom farters stomping ground?

No she sat SA Road.maybe she demoted herself though.

[jfish]

Ain't that the phantom farters stomping ground?

That was f block, very close to me.

Hairs in my nose still haven't grown back.

[MattyRangers]

I sat in the paddock yesterday (BL block) and Christ almighty I was surrounded by absolute farkin eediots of the highest order, to the point I was on the verge of a stand up row with the geezer behind me.

Now I know weall have opinions when it comes to football and they differ, which I respect, but this geezer was an absolute clown. A few examples:

* Long goal kick from them up, Hall & their forward go up for a 50/50 header and Hall wins it well. He screams "why don't you bring that down & hold it up".
* Anytime a ball dropped, anywhere on the pitch regardless of scenario / situation, he would scream "why aren't we there!"
* Stood up and shouted how awful Furlong was for diving in for a foul committed by Hall. I mean they don't exactly look alike ffs.
* Regardless where the ball was on the pitch, screaming at Hoilett that he should be giving at option (sometimes valid, but mainly just ludicrous).
* Whinging when we were keeping the ball & making Carlisle chase shadows (albeit rarely ) and shouting for us to "get it forward" then when we inevitably lumped it forward, would whinge we aren't keeping the ball.

Had to tell him to shut up in the second half as he was properly doing my swede in. These sort of games really do attract some plums, certainly more so than League games.

[The Merry Ploughboy]

Was in AL Matty, some special lads in there, never again a home league cup game or sitting in the paddock.

[TW7R]

Was in AL Matty, some special lads in there, never again a home league cup game or sitting in the paddock.

my boy was mascot at the Cardiff game so was there before the game while he was out on the pitch. some of the people in there! 2 blokes in particular were worthy of a mention. both mid 20's, both about 20 stone both wearing home shirts about 5 sizes too small... 1 with a giant hole in, and 1 with half his pie down the front of him.

hanging around by the dug outs like 2 5 year olds hunting for autographs. seriously pathetic stuff. luckily I didn't have to endure the actual game there.

last time I was in the paddock was when it was standing, and it used to be decent.

wont be paying to ever sit there.

[qprted]

i think

i think for these sort of games although the hoolies are slaged of nthey are never the less very loyal and the
result is a much higher content of higly volotile insanely mentaly retarded nutcracker suite
i know the newsagent in northolt sold 300 of these ten pound tickets so when they are in massive numbers only there old leader
the merry ploughboy can control them but the problem lies with them spreading all over the ground
as you know they all take these tablets that make them do really smelly farts
so not only are the verbally abusive but they pollute the atmoshere im going to ask the merry ploughboy if he would
tell them off i know theres six hundred going to brentford away so the smell will be awfull
and if we lose there could be a load of anger management courses needed

[Ramsey is god]

I sat in the paddock yesterday (BL block) and Christ almighty I was surrounded by absolute farkin eediots of the highest order, to the point I was on the verge of a stand up row with the geezer behind me.

Now I know weall have opinions when it comes to football and they differ, which I respect, but this geezer was an absolute clown. A few examples:

* Long goal kick from them up, Hall & their forward go up for a 50/50 header and Hall wins it well. He screams "why don't you bring that down & hold it up".
* Anytime a ball dropped, anywhere on the pitch regardless of scenario / situation, he would scream "why aren't we there!"
* Stood up and shouted how awful Furlong was for diving in for a foul committed by Hall. I mean they don't exactly look alike ffs.
* Regardless where the ball was on the pitch, screaming at Hoilett that he should be giving at option (sometimes valid, but mainly just ludicrous).
* Whinging when we were keeping the ball & making Carlisle chase shadows (albeit rarely ) and shouting for us to "get it forward" then when we inevitably lumped it forward, would whinge we aren't keeping the ball.

Had to tell him to shut up in the second half as he was properly doing my swede in. These sort of games really do attract some plums, certainly more so than League games.

I love these people though, they make my day. Had another one going absolutely ape Sh!t at SWP last season for 90 minutes when it was in fact hoilett.

[easthertsr]

i think for these sort of games although the hoolies are slaged of nthey are never the less very loyal and the
result is a much higher content of higly volotile insanely mentaly retarded nutcracker suite
i know the newsagent in northolt sold 300 of these ten pound tickets so when they are in massive numbers only there old leader
the merry ploughboy can control them but the problem lies with them spreading all over the ground
as you know they all take these tablets that make them do really smelly farts
so not only are the verbally abusive but they pollute the atmoshere im going to ask the merry ploughboy if he would
tell them off i know theres six hundred going to brentford away so the smell will be awfull
and if we lose there could be a load of anger management courses needed

Just think I've woken up in a parallel universe! Great stuff Ted!

[loneranger]

my boy was mascot at the Cardiff game so was there before the game while he was out on the pitch. some of the people in there! 2 blokes in particular were worthy of a mention. both mid 20's, both about 20 stone both wearing home shirts about 5 sizes too small... 1 with a giant hole in, and 1 with half his pie down the front of him.

hanging around by the dug outs like 2 5 year olds hunting for autographs. seriously pathetic stuff. luckily I didn't have to endure the actual game there.

last time I was in the paddock was when it was standing, and it used to be decent.

wont be paying to ever sit there.

Ok , il hold me hands up I'm carrying a bit of holiday weight but I did get 2 autographs,one from the substitute Kitman and one on my new refraining order