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[Bluehoop]

Medium to strong pulse.
2 legs (preferably of equal size and in full working order).
Mental state of mind (negotiable).
Ability to carry out 15 star jumps and 10 burpees in supervised conditions without the need for a rest.

That would have excluded Gary Bannister so sorry Matty but the requirements must have changed.
Edit: I see you said preferably of equal size, so perhaps he ticked all the other boxes........................unlike Samba Diakite

[SirLes]

Given number 10 shirt by Wikipedia already

Means nothing. I just gave him the number 9 shirt..

[dogsrrs]

Don't wanna put a dampener on this signing but anybody remember our excitement when we made our last signing from Holland Sammy Koe Joe affectionately known as Lard @rse
there yu go Stan

[Stanley]

Don't wanna put a dampener on this signing but anybody remember our excitement when we made our last Dutch signing Sammy Koe Joe affectionately known as Lard @rse

Wasn't Leroy Fer our last Dutch signing?

[dogsrrs]

Wasn't Leroy Fer our last Dutch signing?

OOPS meant from Holland

[Adel]

OOPS meant from Holland

same thing

[Greg1882]

same thing

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha

[Ginger Ninja]

same thing

He meant our last Dutchman signed from the Dutch League. We signed Fer from Norwich which is not in Holland.


I think that's right anyway. Could've just spouted a load of old tosh just then.

[Kit]

That would have excluded Gary Bannister so sorry Matty but the requirements must have changed.
Edit: I see you said preferably of equal size, so perhaps he ticked all the other boxes........................unlike Samba Diakite

Wasn't it Darren Peacock with the one leg shorter than the other ? Or did Banners as well ?

[MattyRangers]

Wasn't it Darren Peacock with the one leg shorter than the other ? Or did Banners as well ?

Garrincha weren't it

[ArcticHoop]

Means nothing. I just gave him the number 9 shirt..

I know it means nothing, thats why i posted it

[dogsrrs]

I know it means nothing, thats why i posted it

If he's got the 10 shirt I wouldn't bet Fer will here fer much longer

[SammyKojoe]

Don't wanna put a dampener on this signing but anybody remember our excitement when we made our last signing from Holland Sammy Koe Joe affectionately known as Lard @rse
there yu go Stan

Cheers mate........Charming! I love you too

[LoftusRoadLad]

Cheers mate........Charming! I love you too

[Bluehoop]

Wasn't it Darren Peacock with the one leg shorter than the other ? Or did Banners as well ?

Don't know about Peacock Kit but Bannister had one leg 2 inches shorter than the other as a result of a leg break when he was 11 years old