suicidal whers sms report

[qprjames]

dexter dexter, fraid hes gone
I know this news is very full on
He simply had the need to retire
Even if it means you set yourself on fire.

Im quite good at this aren't I?!!!!!!!!

[SM1882]

I'm sorry no report this week.

Just got in now and just don't have the time to write on.

10000000% will do one for Newcastle game. Sorry RFE :(

[Robsondinho]

I'm sorry no report this week.

Just got in now and just don't have the time to write on.

10000000% will do one for Newcastle game. Sorry RFE :(

He wont be happy

[qprjames]

I'm sorry no report this week.

Just got in now and just don't have the time to write on.

10000000% will do one for Newcastle game. Sorry RFE :(

hes not gonna react well, you do know that dont you?

[SM1882]

hes not gonna react well, you do know that dont you?

No I know, can already hear the words to his poem in my head

[THE FLYING COW]

erm

whaaaat:waaaht::waaaht::waaaht::waaaht::waaaht:wha at:horror:
you get me addicted
of course my reaction is predicted
shall i swear no ill refrain
pain pain and more pain

love love and still more love
sm reports come from above
life life theres no life
i would swop sm reports for my wife

i chop up his reports and snort them up my nose
thats how i live the story goes
my wifes names brian shes got a full beard
our next door neighbour finds us kind of weird

[SM1882]

When you write poems like that RFE, it almost makes me consider not doing a report on Newcastle as well

[Robsondinho]

whaaaat:waaaht::waaaht::waaaht::waaaht::waaaht:wha at:horror:
you get me addicted
of course my reaction is predicted
shall i swear no ill refrain
pain pain and more pain

love love and still more love
sm reports come from above
life life theres no life
i would swop sm reports for my wife

i chop up his reports and snort them up my nose
thats how i live the story goes
my wifes names brian shes got a full beard
our next door neighbour finds us kind of weird

:waaaht::horror:

[THE FLYING COW]

yeah

yeah im as mad as a box of frogs
go to football wearing my best togs
then get beaten up for wearing designer gear
when will sm reports appear

his reports keep me at home so everyone can enjoy the match
why oh why does everything in life have to have a catch
life should be so simplistic
but i suppose im being unrealistic

im stuck in front of my computer drinking speckled hen and got caught
waiting for so long for sms report
cant wait to newcastle im going insane
just wished i had a brain

[Tarbie]

Dex.......The Lyrical Gangster!

Love it!!!!!

[THE FLYING COW]

yeah

my mate tarbie puts oil on his toast
he gots loads of money but he dosnt boast
hes saving up to buy half a stake in the rangers
hes going to get rid of all the boring players he dosnt like strangers

[Tarbie]

Dex I wish you were right about the loads of money thing, can barely afford a bottle of Speckled Hen right now........Roll on pay day!!! :-)

[THE FLYING COW]

ok

magic wish magic wish one two three
make my mate tarbie very wealthy
hes a kind ol boy always full of fun
give him some money hes only got the current bun

[stainrodisalegend]

Dex - wd love to meet you one day. Think WATB should have a party before a match one day, and you should be the guest of honour...

[Kirill]

Hey, RFE, don't leave us