Caulker Chant

[Shepherds Mush]

to the tune of Proclaimers 500 miles:

Steven Caulker, (Steven Caulker), Steven Caulker, (Steven Caulker),
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

Steven Caulker, (Steven Caulker), Steven Caulker, (Steven Caulker),
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

[Factamondo]

[Factamondo]

to the tune of boney m's 'painter man'

painters mate ....painters mate .....caulkers a form of painters mate.........................young vesps will appreciate that one!

[Mattyqpr]

to the tune of Proclaimers 500 miles:

Steven Caulker, (Steven Caulker), Steven Caulker, (Steven Caulker),
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

Steven Caulker, (Steven Caulker), Steven Caulker, (Steven Caulker),
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

You try saying the second verse after a few beers? Haha!

Could work though but don't think Steven actually fits? Steve would work better? and a load of na na na na's at the end.

[Shepherds Mush]

You try saying the second verse after a few beers? Haha!

Could work though but don't think Steven actually fits? Steve would work better? and a load of na na na na's at the end.

To be honest, I would struggle after a couple of beers!