Ted's Diaries

[march56]

i think harry will get someone like darren bent in!

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I can see

i can see harry beating villa two nil

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Halo darkness my old friend

THIS SEASONS DRIVING ME AROUND THE BEND
Ive asked the gods to send
a man whos craggy face knows no end
someone who can guide a lost ship
and in january re equip
our strike force make them fire on all cylinders
we need a mixture of lesley and furs
villa tomorow will go down two nil
I know it dosnt sound much of a thrill
but its the start of seven games that are going to be won
im really going to enjoy watching chelsea get done

[Fraggy]

Dam n you Ted, I thought this was a Halo game thread! :strive:

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its all so sad

well fantastically qpr put villa under pressure but un fortunately its a bore draw

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well back in 66

at the end of the world cup mods were becoming replaced with skinheads and these geezers needed to design a new cult
the chelsea shed end was to be the cutting edge,there qpr fans tottenham fans millwall fans were to be the origions of a new exiting time
but 80 per cent of the shed were chelsea fans,the traditional enemies of the mods were the rockers who now callee them selves geasers
they did come to our skinhead clubs and they did subject us to a fate worse than death the music of buddy holly
it used to disgust us but we tollerated it because they were allways older than us and belonged to motor bike clubs which numberd several hundred
so when chelsea played qpr in the mike keen testimonial qpr fans thought it would be a great day out
we after all were both sets of skinheads
but all hell broke out that day,outnumberd ten to one the qpr fans were to run the gauntlett for the next 12 years
it was a nightmare,thats why chelsea will always be qprs biggest hatred,fulham can never match chelsea in terms of hatred,but them and brentford arwe an irritent
today we need to beat fulham three goals to nil,but can we raise our game ,can we turn loftus road into a fortress

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it always starts with fulham

Jim Gregory wanted to be a director at fulham but he rowed with the fulham board because they wouldnt invest in players,

but he had seen rodney marsh,when he took over as director of qpr he told alec stock to buy rodders

so it all started with fulham

now our latest revolution starts with fulham so lets not have all this hatred for them they are not
a load of horrible gits like some clubs there fan base is mostly ok,theree youngsters want to act tough but that is only an image projective thing

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will alibabes ever come back to see us

she is posting again on other message boards but so far she hasnt wished us happy christmas can someone go to the other sites and get her to come home facto is missing her very badly he can only build straight brick walls if hes happy and when ali isnt posting he just is like a bear with a sore head

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happy christmas factomondo

for the second season in a row you are my poster of the season,your crazy upbeat mood swings seem to keep me looking out for what the hell is comming next one minute its the doddinghurst cuckoo bird next its your having a sabatical,my banning order finishes at the end of this season so hopefully see you in the springbok at the start of next season,undoubtabley we will still be in this division

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oh yes harry make my day

i would love to see charlie austin play
this would brighton up the play
half stanley bowles and rodney marsh too good to be true
love to see him decked out in the white and blue

dennis the menace kit to re emerge
up the table i see a surge
teams getting turned over four goals to nil
thats what i want its such a thrill

arry boy its all in your hands
its up to you to lay down the best plans
well sing your name from the stands
im sure big frank will join us he understands

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Charlie austin to loftus road

GET HIM HIM arry boy we love him hes the new rodney marsh

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help me factomondo im feeling down

and i do appreiciate you telling us about london town
i imagine im going to have to lose all hope
as all my dreams go up in smoke,i cant cope

godfreys in hornchurch possibley can do the buisness with there cakes
all the fresh cream is real they dont use fakes
fat lilly knows a trick or two
with the wink of the eye she fancies you

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I was so proud of them

WOW WOW WOW I WENT DOWN THE PUB I DIDNT DARE TO ENJOY IT,BECAUSE SO MANY TIMES WE HAVE BEEN DESTROYED
WE OUT TACTICALLY PERFORMED THEM NEVER EVER HAVE SO MANY MIDFIELD PLAYERS BEEN EMPLOYED
BUT SERIOUSLY SWP HAD TO MAKE UP FOR SO MANY POOR PERFORMANCES BUT THE BEST MAN MANAGER IN THE COUNTRY WAS TO HAVE HIS DAY
THE BRILLIANT METHODICAL SUPERSTAR GOVERNOR KNEW THAT MANY A GOOD TUNE HAS BEEN PLAYED ON AN OLD FIDDLE
AND OLD DERRY THE MAN WHOS BEEN AROUND FOR SO LONG DID A NUMBER ON CHELSEA AND GLUED UP THE MIDDLE
LOVE YOU HARRY REDKNAP YOUVE GIVEN ME HOPE
NOW THE RANGERS COULD STAY UP IM SURE THEY COULD COPE

lovely jubilee

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maybe play samba up front

what about samba up front and mbia to be played as center half,surely thats not a bad option the big man looked very dangerous everytime he came forward,if he could get ten goals before the end of the season we could stay up,I KNOW ITS NOT MUCH OF AN IDEA but any way of getting goals is worth looking at I have no faith in zamora or mackie,and the one thing that will destroy our club is the inability to score goals,why of why dosnt adel have a good trick to take a penalty,so the keeper goes the wrong way,I THINK ALL OF US WHO WATCHED THE GAME TODAY REALISE THAT THE REF GAVE US EVERYTHING,but we still couldnt win the game....................its not good lads

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thank you harry for saving my club

youve dropped mackie and made him sub
youve brought in andros the man is a gazelle
when opposing defenders meet him they think there in hell

you and joe jorden are gonna win a cup
but first your concentrating on keeping us up
arry boy you tried to use up your energies and tried golf instead
but the bloke who played you got a ten iron rapped around his head

losing isnt in the arry boys dictionary its a word that dont exist
going downs not an option its all scotch mist
samba at center forward is a thing i would love to see
he reminds me of jack charlton and can score goals for free
arry dont listen to marshy
as he is full of negativity