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    Derby ask Google to remove ‘irrelevant’ references to Premier League future

    LTLF Exclusive by Privacy Correspondent, Donatello Noboddi
    Monday, June 2, 2014


    Derby County are set to become the first football club to take advantage of new internet privacy laws giving EU citizens the “right to be forgotten”.

    The European Union’s Court of Justice ruled last month that Google must delete “inadequate, irrelevant or no longer relevant” links from its search results upon request.

    Google began accepting requests last Friday, receiving around 12,000 submissions on the first day alone, one of which was from Derby County FC requesting all references to them playing in the Premier League next season be removed.

    A spokesman for the club said: “Clearly the idea of Derby ever playing in the Premier League again is no longer relevant. In the lead-up to our play-off final game against QPR there was a lot of speculation on this matter, but we are asking Google to remove all links to this silly talk to save us further embarrassment.

    “We are also requesting that they remove links to interviews with players before the match in which they talked about ‘making the fans proud’ and ‘not letting you down’, especially those involving Richard Keogh, as this information is clearly inadequate and misleading.

    “Finally, we would like Google to remove all boasting about a victory over our local rivals, Nottingham Forest, in September 2011, after which supporters gloated ‘We only had ten men’.

    “It has now come to our attention that losing to a team with 10 players on the pitch is actually quite a common occurrence in football and certainly not cause to arrange costly fly-over stunts as some of our misguided supporters believed at the time.

    “Furthermore, someone has pointed out to us that the manager who allowed Forest to slip to such a humiliating defeat is actually now our head coach. We’d like Google’s help to erase this inconvenient fact from the history books, something we will also be requesting them to do with Ishmael Miller’s goal-scoring record when Steve McClaren inevitably signs him on a free transfer this summer.”

    However, internet free speech campaigners have criticised Derby’s request. Ken Ackumin, from pressure group Open Doors, told us: “This EU ruling threatens to completely re-write the rulebook as far as search engines go.

    “I hope that Google treat the request from Derby County with the contempt it deserves – after all, giving people the chance to laugh their arses off at Derby’s expense is one of the internet’s most important purposes.”


    Forest fans p*sstake!

    Edit pushed wrong button before i finished title

  • #2
    My word
    Kept the faith!

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    • #3
      Actually would like to watch Derby v Forest next season, hopefully it will be on sky.

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      • #4
        Ouch! The pain just keeps on coming

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        • #5
          Haha. Those forest fans really are like a dog with a bone.
          "He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by QPReuge View Post
            Haha. Those forest fans really are like a dog with a bone.
            ...Not gone down well with alot of the sheep!!

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            • #7
              My heart bleeds for them Dave, as I'm sure yours does too !
              "He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long"

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              • #8
                Oh terribly mate !!

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                • #9
                  I can't be bothered to gloat anymore, I'm still basking in the sunshine of success! Thought their fans were a bunch of w anchors but respect to McClaren and his team. They are far more likely than Forest to go up next season, IMHO.
                  'Only a Ranger!' cried Gandalf. 'My dear Frodo, that is just what the Rangers are: the last remnant in the South of the great people, the Men of West London.' - Lord of the Rings, Book II, Chapter I - Many Meetings.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dsqpr View Post
                    I can't be bothered to gloat anymore, I'm still basking in the sunshine of success! Thought their fans were a bunch of w anchors but respect to McClaren and his team. They are far more likely than Forest to go up next season, IMHO.
                    To be honest I'd given the gloating a bit of a rest too. It's all Dave and those blood y forest fans fault
                    "He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long"

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                    • #11
                      ..I don't mind mind a gloat ...Oh Bobby Zamora!....

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                      • #12
                        F uck it, neither do I. Ten men, we only had ten men !!!!
                        "He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long"

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                        • #13
                          I wonder where all the Rams that came on here before the playoff final have gone?
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                          • #14
                            They're all busy re-reading the script, trying to work out what happened!!!

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                            • #15
                              What goes around, comes around.

                              Give it 6 months and Derby will want all reference to McLaren being their Manager removed.

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