What Will You Do If We Somehow Beat Chelsea?

[Robbo]

I'll probably just crash my car into a wall, with the sheer excitement of it all.

Or I might get someone else to do it, as a tribute to Flav.

[oldhoop]

Smirk every time I see some "Johnny come latley" in his (or hers) pristeen Chels*** shirt and mutter the score under my breath just loud enough for them to hear.