the FULHAM ARE RELEGATED' appreciation thread!!!

[QPRDave]

Hang on a sec lads, we might be a bit 'premature' here:

Cardiff City, Fulham and Norwich City consider legal battle against relegation from the Premier League

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...er-League.html

Ffs they can't even get relegated with class.....give it up boys you're the 3 worst teams .....

[QPRDave]

West ,........I love it!..

[Factamondo]

The Story of Creation Or Fulham’s Relegation

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was barren with no form of life; it was under a roaring ocean covered with darkness.
But the Spirit of God was moving over the water.

The First Day
God said, “I command Fulham Sign Adel Tarrabt an undercover agent from the Pride of West London Queens Park Rangers!” Evening came and then morning—that was the first day

The Second Day
God said, “I command that this club needs turmoil so Martin Jol, the Mutley lookalike, must go and be replaced with Rene Meulensteen

Evening came and then morning—that was the second day.

The Third Day
God said, “I command that this s hitty little club on the river needs another former agent from Shepherds Bush so thou shall have a man who has a proven record of failure and who was previously sacked and failed as the Manager of Fulham I give you Ray Wilkins

God looked at what he had done, and it was good. Evening came and then morning—that was the third day.

The Fourth Day
God said, “I command that Rene is sacked and the agents from QPR are removed as they have laid good seeds in the demise of Fulham. I will give them another cartoon character Penfold from Danger Mouse, Felix Magath, to manage them and he can support their p0rnstar lookalike chairman Ron Jeremy in ruining the club.

God looked at what he had done, and it was good. Evening came and then morning—that was the fourth day.

The Fifth Day
God said, “I command that the fools will be given false hope by spending money in the transfer window. They shall break their transfer record signing Konstantionos Mitroglou for Ł12.5 million who does not want to play for them and will only appear three times as well as wasting more money on other false prophets who promise to change the fortunes of the club.

God looked at what he had done, and it was good. Evening came and then morning—that was the fifth day.

The Sixth Day
God said, “I command that this is the day the 03 May 2014 that Fulham for once take a decent away following away from home. I will perform a miracle they will take 3000 away fans to Stoke and sell out the away end.

The Angels and Saints around God questioned that this was not possible!! Saying ‘Fulham do not take fans outside of the M25 let alone sell out’.

God asked for hush and explained this really is the ultimate miracle but it comes with a twist and he explained ‘2700 of these fans will never have been to an away game before and they will go with false hope that they could win and stay up, however, I have planned that Peter Odemwingie a player who was so desperate to play for QPR he sat outside the Cathedral of football Loftus Road in his car begging them to sign him; he will score the first goal which will lead to Fulhams demise and come 5pm on the 03 May 2014 I will have RELEGATED them to the Championship’. The Angels and Saints nodded their heads with satisfaction and agreement with Gods plan.

God then continued ‘I have one final twist for those muggy rats from the river!! when they journey back from Stoke from their solitary away game of the season in distress I have arranged for all the Costas on the M6 and M40 to have sold out of Lattes and Mocha coffees!!! and I know this could prove more painful for them then their actual relegation’

Then he looked at what he had done, and it was good.

God then spoke to the QPR fans and gave them his blessing and said:
Have a lot of children! Fill the earth with people and bring it under your control make them Rangers fans. Rule over the Chelsea, Fulham, Luton and other fans and every animal on the earth.

I have provided all kinds of fruit and grain for you to eat. And I have given the green plants as food for everything else that breathes. These will be food for animals, both wild (Millwall fans) and tame, and for birds.
God looked at what he had done. All of it was very good! Evening came and then morning—that was the sixth day

The Seventh Day

God had finished his work of creation and so he rested on the seventh day, blessing it and making it holy and his final prayer was to sing ‘F uck off Fulham, F uck off Fulham, F uck off Fulham’

[HarefieldFFC]

Glad you're enjoying it lads - as you know, the feeling will be mutual if we get to keep you with us again next season, but that's local rivalry for you I suppose.

If so, next season will be interesting to say the least with the Bees already creaming themselves over the prospect.

Always some sad acts willing to give tears for MOTD - pathetic, but most of us took it with gallows humour, as it was hardly unexpected, and I for one think it's time for a break from the top league, as we've struggled for 2-3 years now.

Anyway, nice to know we've given you a bit of excitement, despite the protestations about not caring about a club not 2 miles away........

[bakes8]

Glad you're enjoying it lads - as you know, the feeling will be mutual if we get to keep you with us again next season, but that's local rivalry for you I suppose.

If so, next season will be interesting to say the least with the Bees already creaming themselves over the prospect.

Always some sad acts willing to give tears for MOTD - pathetic, but most of us took it with gallows humour, as it was hardly unexpected, and I for one think it's time for a break from the top league, as we've struggled for 2-3 years now.

Anyway, nice to know we've given you a bit of excitement, despite the protestations about not caring about a club nopt 2 miles away........

What goes around comes around Pal. "We'll never play you again" you dished out last year, well if we make it up then you could well be correct.
No tears shed in West London for your relegation.

[HarefieldFFC]

I've said it before, I don't associate with all that 'we'll never play you again' crap, or pathetic '6-0' cards etc., although always pleased to be above QPR, and so fully take this on the chin.

Would be slightly disappointed if you lot didn't celebrate to be honest, although the mooted prospect of turning up next week is a bit obsessional....

[West Acton]

West ,........I love it!..

Im just out of church and one of the congregation had the audacity to turn up in a Fulham shirt so I could not resist pointing at the floor when I caught his eye I know it was church but no real harm done and I was in the right place to ask for forgiveness for my childish action

[MYU]

Fools have lost more games than we did in the prem 24... 3 more than us.....and conceded 83 goals, 23 more than we did!!!!...just like to be helpful

our gd -30...their's?....-45

You need to get out more David........
A bit obsessive maybe?

Those stats put a smile on my face... another round to dance too.

[West Acton]

Glad you're enjoying it lads - as you know, the feeling will be mutual if we get to keep you with us again next season, but that's local rivalry for you I suppose.

If so, next season will be interesting to say the least with the Bees already creaming themselves over the prospect.

Always some sad acts willing to give tears for MOTD - pathetic, but most of us took it with gallows humour, as it was hardly unexpected, and I for one think it's time for a break from the top league, as we've struggled for 2-3 years now.

Anyway, nice to know we've given you a bit of excitement, despite the protestations about not caring about a club not 2 miles away........

Decent response Hatfield

As said below there is no hatred with regards your lot this just a chance to serve back what many of your fans gave out which in my view went above and beyond what was necessary.

Don't think us going up or not has anything to do with this. You mocked us for dropping and were mocking back the play off is a side issue with very low expectations from many Rangers fans so if we did go up its a bonus

I actually think Rangers fans have been very reserved in relation to your relegation in comparison to if we compared your boards from a year ago to yesterday.

[HarefieldFFC]

I think it's normal to enjoy local rivals failing. it's just football banter, and comes naturally to locals. Personally, didn't come on to gloat last season, and anyone that did was obviously showing their childish side (although anything goes on our respective own sites to be fair).

You won't blame me for hoping for a mini 'West London' league next season, but if you do go up we'll have to make do with Brentford for local interest. They've been waiting 20 years for this and word is they can't wait!

[BUSHRANGER1982]

The Story of Creation Or Fulham’s Relegation

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was barren with no form of life; it was under a roaring ocean covered with darkness.
But the Spirit of God was moving over the water.

The First Day
God said, “I command Fulham Sign Adel Tarrabt an undercover agent from the Pride of West London Queens Park Rangers!” Evening came and then morning—that was the first day

The Second Day
God said, “I command that this club needs turmoil so Martin Jol, the Mutley lookalike, must go and be replaced with Rene Meulensteen

Evening came and then morning—that was the second day.

The Third Day
God said, “I command that this s hitty little club on the river needs another former agent from Shepherds Bush so thou shall have a man who has a proven record of failure and who was previously sacked and failed as the Manager of Fulham I give you Ray Wilkins

God looked at what he had done, and it was good. Evening came and then morning—that was the third day.

The Fourth Day
God said, “I command that Rene is sacked and the agents from QPR are removed as they have laid good seeds in the demise of Fulham. I will give them another cartoon character Penfold from Danger Mouse, Felix Magath, to manage them and he can support their p0rnstar lookalike chairman Ron Jeremy in ruining the club.

God looked at what he had done, and it was good. Evening came and then morning—that was the fourth day.

The Fifth Day
God said, “I command that the fools will be given false hope by spending money in the transfer window. They shall break their transfer record signing Konstantionos Mitroglou for Ł12.5 million who does not want to play for them and will only appear three times as well as wasting more money on other false prophets who promise to change the fortunes of the club.

God looked at what he had done, and it was good. Evening came and then morning—that was the fifth day.

The Sixth Day
God said, “I command that this is the day the 03 May 2014 that Fulham for once take a decent away following away from home. I will perform a miracle they will take 3000 away fans to Stoke and sell out the away end.

The Angels and Saints around God questioned that this was not possible!! Saying ‘Fulham do not take fans outside of the M25 let alone sell out’.

God asked for hush and explained this really is the ultimate miracle but it comes with a twist and he explained ‘2700 of these fans will never have been to an away game before and they will go with false hope that they could win and stay up, however, I have planned that Peter Odemwingie a player who was so desperate to play for QPR he sat outside the Cathedral of football Loftus Road in his car begging them to sign him; he will score the first goal which will lead to Fulhams demise and come 5pm on the 03 May 2014 I will have RELEGATED them to the Championship’. The Angels and Saints nodded their heads with satisfaction and agreement with Gods plan.

God then continued ‘I have one final twist for those muggy rats from the river!! when they journey back from Stoke from their solitary away game of the season in distress I have arranged for all the Costas on the M6 and M40 to have sold out of Lattes and Mocha coffees!!! and I know this could prove more painful for them then their actual relegation’

Then he looked at what he had done, and it was good.

God then spoke to the QPR fans and gave them his blessing and said:
Have a lot of children! Fill the earth with people and bring it under your control make them Rangers fans. Rule over the Chelsea, Fulham, Luton and other fans and every animal on the earth.

I have provided all kinds of fruit and grain for you to eat. And I have given the green plants as food for everything else that breathes. These will be food for animals, both wild (Millwall fans) and tame, and for birds.
God looked at what he had done. All of it was very good! Evening came and then morning—that was the sixth day

The Seventh Day

God had finished his work of creation and so he rested on the seventh day, blessing it and making it holy and his final prayer was to sing ‘F uck off Fulham, F uck off Fulham, F uck off Fulham’

Love it, West Acton, just love it, mate.

[BUSHRANGER1982]

Ffs they can't even get relegated with class.....give it up boys you're the 3 worst teams .....

The club itself, desperately wanting yet another mediocre season, making up the numbers in the premiersh!t, I can understand.....But, the fans? Must be sadists or something.

[BUSHRANGER1982]

Sadists?
Masochists, I mean.

[Norths]

Saw this linked on twitter

http://www.friendsoffulham.com/forum/index.php?topic=39225.0

David Moyes as manager, as if

[HarefieldFFC]

The club itself, desperately wanting yet another mediocre season, making up the numbers in the premiersh!t, I can understand.....But, the fans? Must be sadists or something.

Don't have respect for any FFC fan backing this desperate challenge, as Sunderland didn't gain an advantage, didn't try to, and it was their own player (just forgot a piece of paperwork when he came back).

We deserve to go down becasue we have been s**t, and it is a shame if the club is further damaging their credibility, by signing up to this rubbish.

If there is a challenge, I hope it fails...