the FULHAM ARE RELEGATED' appreciation thread!!!

[vespa]

You need to get out more David........
A bit obsessive maybe?

Nah ,TW ,Daves doing good !
You need to realise a lot of us have waited 13 years for this moment ,and we are going to enjoy it !

[QPRDave]

haha just switched on motd to see the stoke game!!!...I heard there was crowd congestion because the fulham fans left early.....they both wanted to use the phone box!

[vespa]

MOTD tonight is comedy gold,Cardiff and fulham ,havnt laughed so much in years........

[vanhoop]

And that was the foolham story,done fvck all and got relegated.worse is to come for those Muppets.I hear a boubley statue is the next crowd attraction

[vespa]

aint gonna be no crowds Van ,they`ll all go back to rugby or sipping mochas in putney,theyve got no fan base ,when all their neutrals have left them ,they will be proper f ucked ,back to 6/7000 real fulham fans ,can`t wait............

[vanhoop]

aint gonna be no crowds Van ,they`ll all go back to rugby or sipping mochas in putney,theyve got no fan base ,when all their neutrals have left them ,they will be proper f ucked ,back to 6/7000 real fulham fans ,can`t wait............

Make,you right there vesps life is good
Tinpot club .

[bushcelt1]

Tw this thread is about gloating a rival not worrying what they think could happen.

[Yousef]

Hopefully If we go up, we will sing " We won't play you again".

If we don't go up, I would really be looking forward for the game against them.

[Yousef]

lets see 5000 'neutrals' on a wet windy night against huddersfield now!

No....Middlebrough.

[QPR Richard]

Hang on a sec lads, we might be a bit 'premature' here:

Cardiff City, Fulham and Norwich City consider legal battle against relegation from the Premier League

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/10807112/Cardiff-City-Fulham-and-Norwich-City-consider-legal-battle-against-relegation-from-the-Premier-League.html

[West Acton]

Hang on a sec lads, we might be a bit 'premature' here:

Cardiff City, Fulham and Norwich City consider legal battle against relegation from the Premier League

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...er-League.html

Wont happen mate. Already part of their argument can be ripped up when they use previous examples i.e. AFC got deducted well there governed by FL and they make the decision where as the Sunderland issue is ruled by the PL so different rules can be applied as their separate organisations. Sunderland only got one point from the games he played so not really a big impact

If I was Sunderland I would do some digging over the entire premier league existence for similar cases (which will have taken place but are not common knowledge sure there will be loads) and would site them as an example i.e. the obvious one is West Ham and Tevez ineligible player which resulted in fine not points deduction so the PL precedent is already there.

Fulham, Cardiff and Norwich your going down just accept it anyway 3 does not go into one so the best they will get is cash which I hope there owners pocket and run off with

[lymehoop]

I joined those Ruperts at the end of the game crying, but mine were tears of joy, nigh on wet myself laughing too

[Yousef]

Wont happen mate. Already part of their argument can be ripped up when they use previous examples i.e. AFC got deducted well there governed by FL and they make the decision where as the Sunderland issue is ruled by the PL so different rules can be applied as their separate organisations. Sunderland only got one point from the games he played so not really a big impact

If I was Sunderland I would do some digging over the entire premier league existence for similar cases (which will have taken place but are not common knowledge sure there will be loads) and would site them as an example i.e. the obvious one is West Ham and Tevez ineligible player which resulted in fine not points deduction so the PL precedent is already there.

Fulham, Cardiff and Norwich your going down just accept it anyway 3 does not go into one so the best they will get is cash which I hope there owners pocket and run off with

Good man West

[West Acton]

The Story of Creation Or Fulham’s Relegation

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was barren with no form of life; it was under a roaring ocean covered with darkness.
But the Spirit of God was moving over the water.

The First Day
God said, “I command Fulham Sign Adel Tarrabt an undercover agent from the Pride of West London Queens Park Rangers!” Evening came and then morning—that was the first day

The Second Day
God said, “I command that this club needs turmoil so Martin Jol, the Mutley lookalike, must go and be replaced with Rene Meulensteen

Evening came and then morning—that was the second day.

The Third Day
God said, “I command that this s hitty little club on the river needs another former agent from Shepherds Bush so thou shall have a man who has a proven record of failure and who was previously sacked and failed as the Manager of Fulham I give you Ray Wilkins

God looked at what he had done, and it was good. Evening came and then morning—that was the third day.

The Fourth Day
God said, “I command that Rene is sacked and the agents from QPR are removed as they have laid good seeds in the demise of Fulham. I will give them another cartoon character Penfold from Danger Mouse, Felix Magath, to manage them and he can support their p0rnstar lookalike chairman Ron Jeremy in ruining the club.

God looked at what he had done, and it was good. Evening came and then morning—that was the fourth day.

The Fifth Day
God said, “I command that the fools will be given false hope by spending money in the transfer window. They shall break their transfer record signing Konstantionos Mitroglou for £12.5 million who does not want to play for them and will only appear three times as well as wasting more money on other false prophets who promise to change the fortunes of the club.

God looked at what he had done, and it was good. Evening came and then morning—that was the fifth day.

The Sixth Day
God said, “I command that this is the day the 03 May 2014 that Fulham for once take a decent away following away from home. I will perform a miracle they will take 3000 away fans to Stoke and sell out the away end.

The Angels and Saints around God questioned that this was not possible!! Saying ‘Fulham do not take fans outside of the M25 let alone sell out’.

God asked for hush and explained this really is the ultimate miracle but it comes with a twist and he explained ‘2700 of these fans will never have been to an away game before and they will go with false hope that they could win and stay up, however, I have planned that Peter Odemwingie a player who was so desperate to play for QPR he sat outside the Cathedral of football Loftus Road in his car begging them to sign him; he will score the first goal which will lead to Fulhams demise and come 5pm on the 03 May 2014 I will have RELEGATED them to the Championship’. The Angels and Saints nodded their heads with satisfaction and agreement with Gods plan.

God then continued ‘I have one final twist for those muggy rats from the river!! when they journey back from Stoke from their solitary away game of the season in distress I have arranged for all the Costas on the M6 and M40 to have sold out of Lattes and Mocha coffees!!! and I know this could prove more painful for them then their actual relegation’

Then he looked at what he had done, and it was good.

God then spoke to the QPR fans and gave them his blessing and said:
Have a lot of children! Fill the earth with people and bring it under your control make them Rangers fans. Rule over the Chelsea, Fulham, Luton and other fans and every animal on the earth.

I have provided all kinds of fruit and grain for you to eat. And I have given the green plants as food for everything else that breathes. These will be food for animals, both wild (Millwall fans) and tame, and for birds.
God looked at what he had done. All of it was very good! Evening came and then morning—that was the sixth day

The Seventh Day

God had finished his work of creation and so he rested on the seventh day, blessing it and making it holy and his final prayer was to sing ‘F uck off Fulham, F uck off Fulham, F uck off Fulham’

[vespa]

i feel enlightened after reading that West ,thankyou
There is a warm glow over London today