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Below is the view from someone going by the name of Libertine... It cracked me up....
For a team so relentlessly tidy in possession and able to move the ball two thirds of the way up the pitch with ease (at times), we are absolutely terrible in the last third.
We're like mild cheddar cheese, Fosters draught, Christmas at the in-laws, a man named Nigel, a red Ford Focus, a Hugh Grant film, an Easyjet flight, a motorway traffic jam, a Stereophonics album and a Midlands accent... Predictable, tedious and utterly, utterly boring.
I don't understand it, I can't tell you what will or won't fix it though I'm not convinced the problem lies with our playing personnel. All I know is that this season is fast becoming a write-off; the squad is getting bigger and older, we're pouring more and more money down the drain and every single game has ticked by with very few chances, fewer goals and very little excitement. Yes, I know we're 'x' games from top two, 'y' points from top of the league and we've only lost 'z' times but I don't care. Any other prominent thing in my life that bores me as much as Harry Redknapp's QPR would have gone on eBay two months ago.
PS. Apologies to anyone reading this named Nigel. Or from the Midlands. You cannot possibly be as boring as my analogy suggests.
For a team so relentlessly tidy in possession and able to move the ball two thirds of the way up the pitch with ease (at times), we are absolutely terrible in the last third.
We're like mild cheddar cheese, Fosters draught, Christmas at the in-laws, a man named Nigel, a red Ford Focus, a Hugh Grant film, an Easyjet flight, a motorway traffic jam, a Stereophonics album and a Midlands accent... Predictable, tedious and utterly, utterly boring.
I don't understand it, I can't tell you what will or won't fix it though I'm not convinced the problem lies with our playing personnel. All I know is that this season is fast becoming a write-off; the squad is getting bigger and older, we're pouring more and more money down the drain and every single game has ticked by with very few chances, fewer goals and very little excitement. Yes, I know we're 'x' games from top two, 'y' points from top of the league and we've only lost 'z' times but I don't care. Any other prominent thing in my life that bores me as much as Harry Redknapp's QPR would have gone on eBay two months ago.
PS. Apologies to anyone reading this named Nigel. Or from the Midlands. You cannot possibly be as boring as my analogy suggests.
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