godfreys the bakers of hornchurch...............................latest!!! !!!!

[Factamondo]

whilst popping in to get a nice freshly baked sliced bloomer to take to facto jnr(the elder) ......ooo n some delightful puff pastry mince pies ..........fat sue behind the hot counter informs me that her sister ,trisha, who's husband joe is golfing buddies with jamie redknapp has this important piece of 'factual news'................harry radknapp wouldnt rejoin spurs if he never had to pay another penny in ruby wax til the day he dies!!!!!!.................end of message!

[maverick69]

whilst popping in to get a nice freshly baked sliced bloomer to take to facto jnr(the elder) ......ooo n some delightful puff pastry mince pies ..........fat sue behind the hot counter informs me that her sister ,trisha, who's husband joe is golfing buddies with jamie redknapp has this important piece of 'factual news'................harry radknapp wouldnt rejoin spurs if he never had to pay another penny in ruby wax til the day he dies!!!!!!.................end of message!

Excellent.

Just a couple more questions:

How's Hooper feeling about his move to Naaarwich over us?

And are Tiger loafs off the menu this time of year?

[Nick]

Never doubted him.

I loved the build up to the main part by the way facto.

Ever thought about writing books? And not the top shelf variety (not that there's much writing in them. I would imagine....)

[Factamondo]

Excellent.

Just a couple more questions:

How's Hooper feeling about his move to Naaarwich over us?

And are Tiger loafs off the menu this time of year?

firstly mavs prefer tiger rol myself but £1.32 freshly slice if a loaf is your desire........as for hooper im realiably informed he will look to move on again in the summer if the turkey twizzlers go down!

[Factamondo]

Never doubted him.

I loved the build up to the main part by the way facto.

Ever thought about writing books? And not the top shelf variety (not that there's much writing in them. I would imagine....)

nicky im currently writing my memoirs 'facto....facts never fiction'....the early years 1981-1990...........im on chapter two which covers my two years living in florida and then onto my short lived co ownership of a bar in benitses,corfu in 85!

[Nick]

nicky im currently writing my memoirs 'facto....facts never fiction'....the early years 1981-1990...........im on chapter two which covers my two years living in florida and then onto my short lived co ownership of a bar in benitses,corfu in 85!

Aw Corfu, brings back messy memories of a lads holiday to Kavos.... good times.

Sounds like a fascinating read, ill definitely keep an eye for it.

[Greg1882]

Aw Corfu, brings back messy memories of a lads holiday to Kavos.... good times.

Sounds like a fascinating read, ill definitely keep an eye for it.

Ah Kavos and the rolling stone, 40 degree heat, head******* and more skirt than you can shake a stick at. Best lads holiday of my life bar none. Good times

[Nick]

Ah Kavos and the rolling stone, 40 degree heat, head******* and more skirt than you can shake a stick at. Best lads holiday of my life bar none. Good times

yea we done three on the trot Ayia Napa, Kavos and Falaraki. Then about five years ago we done Magaluf.

Would love to do another one but I think my body would just fall apart

[QPRDave]

whilst popping in to get a nice freshly baked sliced bloomer to take to facto jnr(the elder) ......ooo n some delightful puff pastry mince pies ..........fat sue behind the hot counter informs me that her sister ,trisha, who's husband joe is golfing buddies with jamie redknapp has this important piece of 'factual news'................harry radknapp wouldnt rejoin spurs if he never had to pay another penny in ruby wax til the day he dies!!!!!!.................end of message!

Great stuff facto...feel like i'm almost there in the bakery!

[Factamondo]

post script............i will be mentioning in my memoirs the evening spent in messonghi beach club /corfu with jo guest and her mates....some south american marching powder and .............the 'disappearing 'ouzo bottle

[Nick]

post script............i will be mentioning in my memoirs the evening spent in messonghi beach club /corfu with jo guest and her mates....some south american marching powder and .............the 'disappearing 'ouzo bottle

[Factamondo]

was jo guests mate old bean.....always look at ouzo bottles in a different light after that night!

[Connell10]

fat sue behind the hot counter, boy i bet she sweats like a dray horse in the summer!

[Factamondo]

shes sweatier than a sumo wrestlers jock strap!

[qprted]

theres nothing like

theres nothig like a factomodo thread hes a writing genius and yes once more hes my poster of the year
when i used to watch the facto box he had 82 amatuer bouts and fought for the brittish title twice i fell in love with his incredible ability,he wa also a brilliant midfield player for north greenford united scoring 22 goals in a season,hes the mister big on this site ,hes my real hero im so sorry he lost his four front teeth in the battle of millwall hes was so good looking before that,his decision to replace his teeth with those gold ones has made him look to rough his broken nose and his 22 inch kneck have made him look like a thug which of course hes never been,hes always been an eloquent speaker and a great communicater