Originally posted by Kit
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Ref: "What happened?"
Lino: "Hand ball by the defender, he was the last man and prevented a goal scoring opportunity. Simple decision to make!"
Ref: "I hate that ***** Joey Barton, shall I just book him, punch him in the face, and then book him again and send him off for arguing with me."
Lino: "You've got to send the defender off and give the penalty. It couldn't of been any clearer."
Ref: "Ok then, so you think my bum looks big in these shorts. And there was me thinking that yellow top really suits you. It really helps to bring out the colour in your eyes. Anyway, I'll let Joey off this time then, but if he does something again I'll have him."
Lino: "What's a matter with you? It was a goal scoring opportunity, blatant handball, you've got to send the defender off and give the penalty."
Ref: "Ok, leave it with me, I'll pretend you never see it then. If I'm honest I really know what I'm doing here myself. If I maintain that approach no-one will be any wiser."
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