the boring thread

[vanhoop]

How many pints can you drink on matchday?
F u c k the football .ave it xx

[MattyRangers]

If I'm not driving I'll usually have a bit of a session on a Saturday; maybe 4 or 5 pints before the game, a bottle of warm urine tasting liquid in a Carlsberg bottle at HT, then back int the BQ for another couple before heading back my way to meet me mates that play football on a Saturday and head off out for the night which usually ends up in some sort of situation in which it is impossible to keep a beverage count.

On me best behaviour tomorrow and driving though so strictly lemonades and pork scratchings for me.

To add to the boring thread; what's your favourite toast topping? Used to love jam but it made me fingers sticky, these days usually opt for peanut butter. The smooth variety, of course.

[Norths]

Has to be Marmite for me.

[vanhoop]

I'm so ashamed for starting a thread on the consumption of alcohol. 10 hail marys for me in the morning.cmon I can't be the only poster that likes t its and beer x

[MattyRangers]

I'm so ashamed for starting a thread on the consumption of alcohol. 10 hail marys for me in the morning.cmon I can't be the only poster that likes t its and beer x

I like boobies & beer. And chicken too.

We should date.

[vanhoop]

Matty ,toast topping has to be pesto sauce with cherry toms and a touch of black pepper.if I'm still capable when slipping the key in the front door its always a winner matty

[MattyRangers]

Matty ,toast topping has to be pesto sauce with cherry toms and a touch of black pepper.if I'm still capable when slipping the key in the front door its always a winner matty

Very middle class van.

I've taken the key too big for the hole on many a night out.

[bushcelt1]

Nothing like having a stewards at a skinny busty barmaid whilst tearing into 12-15 pints inbetween a few visits to trap 1.

[vanhoop]

Matty and bush please don't liven this thread up.its designed to drag the boring shlaggs ouut innit xx.well I don't drink or smoke I enjoy harry potter and getting pummelled up the jacksy .that's the type were looking for

[The Merry Ploughboy]

I like **** and beer on my toast

[vanhoop]

All the x,s add to this thread.but merry you have to change ya name ffs.this is the thread for the gloomy poster

[MattyRangers]

Matty and bush please don't liven this thread up.its designed to drag the boring shlaggs ouut innit xx.well I don't drink or smoke I enjoy harry potter and getting pummelled up the jacksy .that's the type were looking for

Sorry van had some blue smarties earlier, getting well Leeds United.

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