Funniest football chant

[pkloft]

heard at HQ!

mine was a few years ago when we played Brighton

"Stand up coz you can't sit down"

funny as fuk at the time

[eghamR]

same game

"does your boyfriend know your here"

[SpankwiR]

To Freddy Eastwood

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round.

West Ham to Arsene Wenger

The Wenger bus is coming
The Wenger bus is coming
All the kids are running
All the kids are running
Cos Arsene's on the back seat giving the kids a real treat

Unsure on the rest.......... Very un PC but funny all the same!

[Gtleighsr3]

v Soton in the 80s

steve *****s a rapist
he wears a rapists hat
and when he see that sweedish nurse
he said im gonna #### that.

[Factamondo]

get ya turbins out luton towns about!!!

[Gtleighsr3]

qpr fans to our own strikers,most matches.score in a brothel ,couldnt score in a brothel.

[mjk]

When Andy Goram returned to playn football, after being diagnosed with mild schizoprehnia the Celtic fans began singing:

"Two Andy Goram's,
There's only 2 Andy Gorams..."

Funny!!!

[Factamondo]

fair few 'schizo's' on here if truth be told..............:shocked:

[vanhoop]

clinton clinton youre a ****,gets me everytime

[Factamondo]

:(............then he slots one past our keeper normally!!!

[qpr_matt]

Hunt hunt, where ever you maybe
we dont care if you did drop your knee,
could have been chech, or cudichini,
they should have brought a 3rd goaly.

Park park whereever you maybe,
you eat dog in ur home country
could be work, you could be scouse,
eating rat out your council house