QPR sign US defender Onyewu

[qpr]

What a signing, this guy is a top centre half

[MattyRangers]

Everyone over here just calls him 'Gooch'. He looked to be a starting CB for the US for multiple WC cycles, but a catastrophic knee injury derailed him shortly after he signed with AC Milan. He was brilliant in his time for Standard Liege and impressed in their CL matches. Gooch won't back down to anyone as illustrated by his training ground fight w/Ibrahimovic while at Milan, and is built like a tank. He gives an honest effort every time on the pitch, but to be fair in the few times I've seen him since the knee injury he has appeared robotic and a shell of what he used to be.

So he's somewhere between a ballbag & a bum hole?

[Ginger Ninja]

So he's somewhere between a ballbag & a bum hole?

[terry ball]

Does anyone know his rating on FIFA?

[fisnik]

Let's hope it is better than 74, that way i can replace Onuoha.

[Johnnykc]

So he's somewhere between a ballbag & a bum hole?

I thought that was a biffins bridge?

[Hoop-du-Jour]

Gonna make a hell of a target for corners and free kicks

[DeepcutHoop]

I thought that was a biffins bridge?

No, that's connected to Shatner's Bassoon I think?

[Johnnykc]

No, that's connected to Shatner's Bassoon I think?

Splendid piece of anatomical knowledge.........

[bonheurjh]

31 year old sturdy physique, quite experienced defender.

I like him

[vblockranger]

31 year old sturdy physique, quite experienced defender.

I like him

Yer but what about as a footballer?

[bonheurjh]

Yer but what about as a footballer?

I am straight. him as a footballer I think he can be of some use to our squad.

[ArthurQPR_NYC]

I've seen him play for USA in person. He is massive. like Samba massive

[vblockranger]

I've seen him play for USA in person. He is massive. like Samba massive

Hopefully not as slow and sh1t as Samba tho!

[stanistheman]

sounds like a much cheaper version of Samba.