Ideas for a new gaff

[WCE]

Should we move to a new gaff and knock the place up from scratch I would like to see that following if possible.

Some type of escalator or stair lift to take me to the row that I sit on, as I find that climbing the stair's after I have had a few beers at half time a bit to much.

Some type of pre-ordering of half time beers service so that I don't have to que the whole of half time to get some beers and then watch the game on the small TV next to the kiosk.

A small TV console in the back of the seat in front of me (like in an plane or car) so that can see the game without having to put on an iffy pair of glasses.

A more efficient way of conducting searches by the stewards as by the time I have emptied my pockets so that they can see that I have nothing of interest I won't miss any goals.

Oh and a nice big armchair type of seat with a bit of leg room. I am only 5ft 5 but I feel that I am in the brace position when watching a game.

[MattyRangers]

Personal massuese (with happy endings an optional extra) per spectator as well whilst we're at it?

[WCE]

Would you also like some type of KFC delivery service to your seat?

[MattyRangers]

Would you also like some type of KFC delivery service to your seat?

No thank you. I tend to channel all of my focus & energy into my fast food consumption to ensure maximum enjoyment, and thus such a service (whilst extremely convenient) would detract my attention from the football match. So, thanks but no thanks.

[qprted]

well

well MITTAL LAND is not a secret to anyone boasting a 3 hotels two casinos a superrmarket chain that will have 50 branches the profitabillity will be 100 millioon a seasson all to be spent on new players
the stadium will be built in northolt and will hold 60 million

the reason for northolt being the place to put up the stadium is because that the residents are brain dead and will be loyal subjects to the very first mittals the super store being built up to a height of 16 stories of height it will be the biggest superstore ion the world a loaf of bread will cost 10 pence,and a qpr shirt one thousand pounds

[jmelanie]

How about a team that always wins. Since the rest of this post is a dream, thought I might add to it.

[TW7R]

Mate of mine is a ST holder at Newcastle.

As the club have all his card details ect if he wants a drink or anything to eat at half time, he texts the details to some specific number during the first half he gets billed and it's just a case of popping down to a collection kiosk with his ST and collecting his purchase. Reckons the worst he's ever queued is 2 mins max.

Would like something along those lines

[WCE]

Mate of mine is a ST holder at Newcastle.

As the club have all his card details ect if he wants a drink or anything to eat at half time, he texts the details to some specific number during the first half he gets billed and it's just a case of popping down to a collection kiosk with his ST and collecting his purchase. Reckons the worst he's ever queued is 2 mins max.

Would like something along those lines

Now that is a top notch service.

[loneranger]

Now that is a top notch service.

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