SWP escapes prison

[Dazzer1977]

Maybe this was why he was pony last season but a different player this year...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2386672/Footballer-Shaun-Wright-Phillips-escapes-prison-driving-offence-claiming-didnt-know-banned--doesn-t-open-POST.html

[MattyRangers]

Quick Dazzer, correct the spelling of "prison" (which I assume is the intended word here?!)

[Felt]

"Magistrates accepted his case and fined the player £800 and ordered him to pay £85 costs with an £80 surcharge for the first charge of driving while banned."

That'll show him.

[maverick69]

SWP in prision?!

He'd be passed around like a sheep at a Welsh stag-do!

[Rangers77]

"Magistrates accepted his case and fined the player £800 and ordered him to pay £85 costs with an £80 surcharge for the first charge of driving while banned."

That'll show him.

On his salary its the equivalent of a regular jo being fined £5........

[coneysboots]

How did he escape? Jumped off the roof using a hankie as a parachute??

[UpperP]

Fair play to him for blagging it. if any one of us had tried to use that excuse don't think the beak would've worn it, do you?

[w12dave]

The little midget wouldn't last five minutes in prison

[Rangers77]

The little midget wouldn't last five minutes in prison

Probably not, but he's a tough little fu@ker. Whatever else, if lacking an end product these days, he works hard and puts his shift in on the pitch.

[Johnnykc]

Maybe this was why he was pony last season but a different player this year...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...open-POST.html

That doesn't really explain why he was so **** the season before though does it.....

I would also love to see his little booster seat on that Bentley.....

[jmelanie]

Sounds like he must have asked Harry what excuse he should make.

[iheartwegerle]

Can't quite imagine SWP doing favours in the shower just for a £2 phonecard.

[kron-1664]

he is a 30 year old man. His agent gets his post and sorts his car out for him. Seriously this fool needs to get some life skills. Stupid ch unt

[stan_bowles]

More proof that the rich and famous can afford the fancy lawyers we can't and get away with anything.

What a crock of s.h.1te.

[HoopDoggyDogg]

My mates gotta appear in court tomorrow with the same offence.
He's gonna try the same excuse, see if it works