please remember qprted is our spiritual guru...............

[Factamondo]

fought him three times vanny!!...so know him fairly well

[MattyRangers]

My source shall remain anonymous, but I've actually heard there was a road called "qprted Road", but they had to change it because nobody crossed qprted and lives.

Also, I know some magicians can walk on water, but qprted can swim through land.

[Factamondo]

he can also balance twelve pints on a tray on his head whilst cossack dancing without spilling a drop!

[vanhoop]

Tilly had a spar with audley moons ago in northolt facto.knocked him about a bit.see Tilly at wembley couplar months back,heavy heavey weight now.lovely fella give me my first trophy.you know the winters?

[Factamondo]

yeah vans .....back in my amatuer days was due to fight chris at porchester hall but i was a couple of years older and his old man didnt fancy it...good lad chris though!

[vanhoop]

Know Chris well,you see him and goose down rangers much.you prob know father mick

[NW_Hoopz]

Missed the bevvy last Saturday facto,see you met up with young matchu and nw hoops.he's a good looking lad that nw,real ladies man.I'm told I'm a ray Winston lookalike,Essex and Winston could be the f anny magnets that deeps and tdubya could only dream of

Blimey must have had my GAYDAR turned off at Villa away ...............

BUT no worries now I know your true intentions, I'm willing to surrender my back passage virginity to ya, I'll start practicing with a small carrot.

I'm just sorry you didn't get the chance of a date with me when I was 3 stone lighter and had long blond hair down to me shoulders, but if the Phil Mitchell look does it for ya I'm ya man

[vanhoop]

Blimey must have had my GAYDAR turned off at Villa away ...............

BUT no worries now I know your true intentions, I'm willing to surrender my back passage virginity to ya, I'll start practicing with a small carrot.

I'm just sorry you didn't get the chance of a date with me when I was 3 stone lighter and had long blond hair down to me shoulders, but if the Phil Mitchell look does it for ya I'm ya man

Haha,was gonna bell ya .was in pav and tried to get your number off the pm you sent as I fancied a bit of rough but the phones useless .away for ipswich so think its Sept 14th you can lay ya mits on me .went in the bok for a couple last Saturday then got kids home and got on it with Mrs van.terrible state next day