Stephane mbia

[West Mids QPR]

He' s a clumsy defensive midfielder who can't pass , mistimes tackles , rolls around on the floor as if he's been shot ......always on edge with him that he's about to be sent off ..........Ohh and he'll climb all the way up to the back of the stands ( ala Pat Cash , Andy Murray etc) to give some kid his shirt at the end of the game .

Honestly if you want him I'll drive him there myself ....and I wouldn't even charge you the toll money !!

Seriously, this is spot on...

[acricketer]

All the above is true. He has a 50p head, two left feet, the pain threshold of the wimpiest girl and a penchant for amateur dramatics. He also might head for Swansea if he signs for you.

[Wolfy]

I would carry him barefooted across broken glass to Cardiff

Would be a fantastic buy for Cardif. Best thing since slice bread.

[w12dave]

you can have him for £0.00 and we're being kind

[UltraPleb]

He's a decent player, but would be nice to get him off the wage bill.

[The Godfather]

Allright lads, howa life back down in the championship ? Pretty sure u will go straight back up under Harry so fingers crossed.
Talk in the press down here saying Cardiff have enquired about Mbia. Whats he like ? Any good ? Im guessing u want him off the wage budget.
Also nothing in this at all but Joey Barton was in our end in a pre season friendly against Brentford last week, supposedly lives near the ground.
Good luck this year and hopefully we stay up for you to come join us mext season, lookong forward to hearing your views on Mbia and if anythings been said up by you and if you think theres much truth in the rumour

Mbia is a dreadful player, absolutely useless.

[zeberdee]

He is very even in his distribution. All 22 players can expect a pass from him.

[ollyhoops]

Forgot to mention, when we bought 50p head he was tipped to be the next Patric Viera - but he wasn't, and was nothing like him.

[MYU]

The last pre-season friendly he didn't do too bad.

I'd love him to leave as we can bring in 2 to 3 players that are better than him for what wages he's on.

[stainrod10]

Hopeless but good enough for you. Track record for taking teams down but don't think you'll need his help in that respect.

Does that answer your question?

[Factamondo]

head shaped like a black fifty pence piece!

[iheartwegerle]

He's the opposite of Kim Bo.

You know that classy bit of skill Kim Bo did yesterday? Well M'bia can't do that. City not a big side though except for Rudy so he will add a bit of beef.

[stainrodisalegend]

think a lot of you are being v v harsh. he has a great engine and was one of the few players who showed any heart last season. on yesterday's performance would certainly pick him ahead of Karl Henry. Actually think the Championship would suit him.

[72bus]

Barking mad, cannot head,shoot or pass that well,falls over most of the time and if tackled yelps in pain,collapses on the floor and hits the ground with his fist,you actually think his leg has fallen off.

Any bid over 50 p will be accepted,got to say though he does give you a few laughs.

he asked about m'bia not zamora

[Factamondo]

think a lot of you are being v v harsh. he has a great engine and was one of the few players who showed any heart last season. on yesterday's performance would certainly pick him ahead of Karl Henry. Actually think the Championship would suit him.

hackney marshes would suit him!