Mark Hughes

[West Acton]

Just seen him on Sky and shouted Anchor

Saying the usual b ollocks technical ability bla bla bla

Managed to get a defender in early doors shame he failed so miserably in that area at ours in favour of midfielders

[Factamondo]

mans a vagina

[West Acton]

Good at the PR thought Facto says all the right things and people believe it

Was not convinced on his answer when asked if Crouch was staying I think he's on his way out

[Factamondo]

the man has as much charisma as room of islington council lefties!

[Factamondo]

this should be the monotoned c unts theme tune cos he well an truely has everyone he's managed.............

[Factamondo]

who is the man wrecks you club like no other man can......................hughes

[Dazzer1977]

mans a vagina

No he f**king isn't. I love vagina but I f**king hate that Pratt!

[Ginger Ninja]

No he f**king isn't. I love vagina but I f**king hate that Pratt!

i second that.

[DouDou_87]

Good little stat from EPL index on Twitter about the Bell end earlier.... Hughes went off on one about how he's going to change Stoke's style of play and how his teams play proper football, they then showed a stat that said in the last 2 years his Hughes' team have played almost 900 more long balls than Stoke and he has almost always set out in 4-4-2.

He reminds me a bit of Mike Basset the way he won't change from that formation.

Statistically, he is also the most boring ***** in football.

[DouDou_87]

And he has an old lady's hair.

[Factamondo]

And he has an old lady's hair.

[Tarbie]

And he has an old lady's hair.

......and his real name is Leslie!

[loneranger]

And he looks like my pal graham.