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    arry boy you are my whole life
    ii love you more than my wife
    you win that league next season
    loic remy and adel will be the reason

    this destruction dou will rip teams apart
    we will top the league right from the start
    we will put the owls to the sword
    this much i promise if you listen to my word

    last night i met you arry i saw you in my dream
    you were running the training building up there steam
    you looked exhausted as you barked your battle cry

    IM THE SON OF A STEVADORE I CANT LOSE TO CHELSEA I WOULD RATHER DIE

    oh harry boy please tell me my dream was true
    i kicked every football my poor wife woke up black and blue
    forget rodney marsh and stanly bowles my greatest hero is you
    i dont want to return to the mental home,my brains are shot,if i eat ill follow through
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    am i mad

    am i mad im not to sure
    everyday i drive to bournmouth to sit on the sea shore
    i pray to jesus christ,but arry i love you more
    i sit and hope your find me and take me to your door

    youll get the adoption papers,put on my bald head a ginger wig
    and from your garden youll give me a magic twig
    we will drive to loftus road to watch the rangers play
    and next season on top of the league we will stay

    your get me my own column in the rangers program,righting useless poetry and upsetting all the fans
    then youll tell me how we destroy all the other teams,but you wont tell me your plans
    cause you know i cant keep my mouth shut i just dont understand
    so youll put me in the the away end,so i get kicked all around the stand

    and still these voices keep telling me that ive gone off me ead
    but i tell them leave me alone go and talk to some other schizophrenic instead
    ok arry boy i know what your thinking ill collect my coat,and go back to bed
    last night i had a heart attack and i am really dead

    but youve brought me back to sanity,and breathed life into my soul
    i know if qpr get promoted next season then we have achieved my greatest goal
    i would love this morning to drink a cup of tea and have a round of toast
    but there are jjust some thjings you cant do,when you are dead and have become a ghost

    tonight when you get back to sandy wait for it to get dark
    look down your garden and something will illuminate the park
    yes its me dear old arry boy ive found a place called heaven
    a place where I can run around with a qpr shirt that has on it number seven
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    • #3
      The title hooked me but as soon as I opened the thread I saw it was by Ted ............. STILL I read the whole flecking lot !


      Arghhhhhhh
      "Steve, do you think 25k is a good option when there are indications that within four years, new stadiums on average have increased attendances of 60%?
      For us that would mean around 29k."


      QPR Richard 16-12-2013 10.08pm

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      • #4
        im a poetic genius

        im a poetic genius im sure you agree
        that you should never go down the pub with me
        because ill become one of your worst fears
        im really pam ayers and ill bore you to tears
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        • #5
          Originally posted by qprted View Post
          im a poetic genius im sure you agree
          that you should never go down the pub with me
          because ill become one of your worst fears
          im really pam ayers and ill bore you to tears
          I'm guna have a crack at this poem malarkey:

          I really like your poems Ted,
          So much so I want you in my bed,
          I promise you that I won't bite,
          Not even if you fart in the night.


          What ya think Teddy boy - fancy taking on an apprentice?
          You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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          • #6
            yeah

            yeah on a seriious note matty i think that poetry is a very thereputic pastime but ive come into it too late,i wished i had a greater education,but when i was a child everything was violence
            we used to be in a gang of about twenty,and really there wasnt any gang around that wanted to take us on,from being in gangs I then was talked into going to the chelseas shed end
            there i saw skinheadism in its evolutionionary state I was only 14 years of age.
            At fifteen i started,singing for the newly formed loft but then the next thing i knew i was hanging around with all the wrong people
            by the time I was 20 I started to pull away from the wrong people,but went on a big drinking spree for the next ten years,SO NOW IM 31 and my life was too take a differant slant,where i hit the drink,so then alcoholicsm untill aged 44.
            THE MESSAGE IM SENDING TO YOU MATTY,IS THAT YOU ARE A COMIC GENIUS,YOUR A YOUNG FACTOMONDO,SO BRING ON THE POETRY MY MAN,ILL BUY ALL YOUR BOOKS,BECOME A SONG LYRACYST WRITE A NUMBER ONE,WHAT YOU SAY MATTY ARE YOU MY APPRENTICE ARE YOU COMMING ON BOARD,remember always folllow your dreams
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            • #7
              EACH

              EACH DAY
              BY THE COMPUTER I STAY
              AND I DREAM TO WATCH THE RANGERS PLAY
              BUT I KNOW ARRY BOY I DO
              THAT IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU
              YOUR THE GREATEST TACTICAL GENIUS THAT EVER PLAYED FOOTBALL
              THAT MARK HUGHES WAS NO GOOD AT ALL
              HE BOUGHT SO MUCH ****
              IF YOU UNDERSTAND MY RAP
              THAT GEEZER PARK WAS ALWAYS HALF ASLEEP
              AND GREEN COULD NEVER LEARN TO KEEP
              oh arry boy where did it all go wrong
              youve made loftus road break out in song
              but for now ill leave webbie to carry on my song
              hes a lyrical genius and you cant go far wrong
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              • #8
                oh

                oh harry boy i love you more and more each day,your turning my club into a destruction machine



                ANYBODY STUPID ENOUGH TO PLAY US NEXT SEASON WONT MATCH OUR SKILL
                BUT ARRY BOY KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT THE TILL
                I DO REALISE YOU STICK 50 POUND NOTES UP YOUR OOTER FOR A THRILL
                BUT JUST GET HIGH ON CHARLIE AUSTIN AS HE GETS BETTER AND BETTER
                MAKE THEM SWEAT MAKE THEM WETTER AND WETTER
                BUT REMEMBER ONE THING ARRY BOY THERES ONLY ONE THING BETTER THAN A CUP OF TEA
                AND THATS JELLIED EELS FRESH FROM THE RIVER LEA
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                • #9
                  I'll reserve my judgment for at least 24 hours.
                  Banning people is no longer my hobby,
                  but take a look at my photo blog:

                  http://kirillqpr.blogspot.com/

                  How and why did I start supporting QPR in Estonia:
                  http://www.wearetherangersboys.com/forum/blog.php?b=852

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                  • #10
                    Harry will be apply,his horse has just won at Goodwood

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                    • #11
                      harry boy

                      harry boy always wins
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                      • #12
                        arry boy

                        arry boy you were magnificent today,you have created a new era of brilliance
                        you are the guru of resilience
                        thankyou for your deligeance
                        please forgive our persistance
                        but the sands on the beaches is being replaced by pebbles
                        so you must turn out some cockney rebels
                        im eanring a fortune backing trebles
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                        • #13
                          arry boy

                          arry boy me and you both know
                          to win this league we need jermaine defoe
                          sign him up and everything will be a walk in the park
                          forget all this signing only midfielders lark
                          you sign defoe and he will make his mark
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by NW_Hoopz View Post
                            The title hooked me but as soon as I opened the thread I saw it was by Ted ............. STILL I read the whole flecking lot !


                            Arghhhhhhh
                            You really are a masochist NW.......that's a good ten minutes of your life you'll never get back.......wasted it on, I assume, pure unadulterated drivel! Didn't read it myself!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by twranger View Post
                              You really are a masochist NW.......that's a good ten minutes of your life you'll never get back.......wasted it on, I assume, pure unadulterated drivel! Didn't read it myself!
                              Now you've wasted even more of my life ...................

                              Saw I'd posted in this thread and you'd added to it so I went through it again , only scanned it this time though luckily though
                              "Steve, do you think 25k is a good option when there are indications that within four years, new stadiums on average have increased attendances of 60%?
                              For us that would mean around 29k."


                              QPR Richard 16-12-2013 10.08pm

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