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    STAGNATIBILITY - What happens when a football club tries to bring stability but instead stagnates

    EDGE FUND - The money a rich owner spends out of desperation during a transfer window when a team is teetering on the brink of relegation

    BARTOON - A comic book character who spends time tweeting how rubbish everyone else is while destroying everything that is good around him to his own detriment.

    AIR ASIA - 80's synth pop band featuring Vince Clark and Andy Bell.

    SHAMBA - A player brought in at great expenses and fanfare who turns out to be unfit and out of form.

    ROBBED GREEN - The feeling when the job you think you have been employed for is given to someone else e.g. I can't believe it. I've been totally robbed green!

    MARK HUGE - A manager on exorbitant wages that a club cannot afford to remove from the payroll.

    HEATHROW - A catchall phrase for the location of any new stadium that a football club owner says is going to stay in the local area.

    MERCYNARY - A 30+ injury prone player that is signed on a long contract on high wages with the only visible reason being that the club felt sorry for them

    LEFTUS ROAD - A generic term for any football stadium where the team has departed leaving behind the heart and soul of the club

    TRYANING - A form of football training where the players try to get there on time but aren't bothered if they don't

    BUSINGWA - A form of transport used to take unwanted players away from the club. There is usually no shortage of fans who would volunteer to drive the busingwa.

    Read more: http://qprreport.proboards.com/index...#ixzz2UOh6zzc6
    QPR fan since1987

    @yousef_qpr
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