Vanhoop...proper nice dude

[NW_Hoopz]

Your making me blush,good day bar the result.good to link up and also see nw hoopz.good day in the pub,still think were stay up.

Also very pleasant to meet you Mr Van, BUT you didn't buy me that beer you promised me if I turned up in the pink lyrca leotard :strive:

NW pointed you out to me in the beer garden and I was guna come say allo but you looked really scary and I done a little scared fart and decided not to in the end.

So that was you Matty, it was an awful smell ........ proper cat poop smell !

Thanks for introducing me to 'Sammykojoe' was that his niece with him ? She went green and was on the verge of gagging with the stink of it

if matty was in that garden you couldnt have missed him....two different time zones on either side of him so im told!

Well imagine how the rest of the Witton Arms felt when me and Matty were standing at the bar together, no other ****er had a chance of getting a beer

[SammyKojoe]

Also very pleasant to meet you Mr Van, BUT you didn't buy me that beer you promised me if I turned up in the pink lyrca leotard :strive:



So that was you Matty, it was an awful smell ........ proper cat poop smell !

Thanks for introducing me to 'Sammykojoe' was that his niece with him ? She went green and was on the verge of gagging with the stink of it



Well imagine how the rest of the Witton Arms felt when me and Matty were standing at the bar together, no other ****er had a chance of getting a beer

Ha good to meet you fella. That was a good laugh in that beer garden. That girl was just someone from i work with who wanted the "Rangers experience" which with a crushing defeat she surely got.

[MattyRangers]

Ha good to meet you fella. That was a good laugh in that beer garden. That girl was just someone from i work with who wanted the "Rangers experience" which with a crushing defeat she surely got.

Wish I'd given her me number now. There was me tryna play it cool and rebuff her advances, she must have asked me a good 6 or 7 times for it!

[MattyRangers]

Also very pleasant to meet you Mr Van, BUT you didn't buy me that beer you promised me if I turned up in the pink lyrca leotard :strive:

So that was you Matty, it was an awful smell ........ proper cat poop smell !

Thanks for introducing me to 'Sammykojoe' was that his niece with him ? She went green and was on the verge of gagging with the stink of it

Well imagine how the rest of the Witton Arms felt when me and Matty were standing at the bar together, no other ****er had a chance of getting a beer

I refuse to be dragged into a poo didcussion. I see Kirill watching this thread like a hawk with his finger on the "Ban The Fat Ba$tard" button ready

[SammyKojoe]

Wish I'd given her me number now. There was me tryna play it cool and rebuff her advances, she must have asked me a good 6 or 7 times for it!

When we got back to London she got on the first train to Staines and vowed to find you! You need to drop another fart and let her follow the smell!

[NW_Hoopz]

Ha good to meet you fella. That was a
good laugh in that beer garden. That girl was just someone from i work with who wanted the "Rangers experience" which with a crushing defeat she surely got.

SOMEONE YOU WORK WITH ? ? ?

I wish I'd paid attention @ school now !

She was better eye candy than the hairy arshed builders I have to work with

[NW_Hoopz]

When we got back to London she got on
the first train to Staines and vowed to find you! You need to drop another fart and let her follow the smell!

You do know Matty doesn't actually live in Staines ......... When he was filling out the membership form, he got confused and put his nickname in the wrong box !

[qprted]

everyone says

everyone says that in real life matty is a great laugh so i can imagine the females loveing him hes got a great personality

[Factamondo]

everyone says that in real life matty is a great laugh so i can imagine the females loveing him hes got a great personality

ys yes ted matty is our james funnyfatbloke cordon

[NW_Hoopz]

ys yes ted matty is our james funnyfatbloke cordon

Talking about famous fans, did anyone else see the Chris Moyles look-a-likee @ the game ?

He was wearing a red Timberland Jacket in the Witton ............ Did you see him El Facto ?