some teams have a mascot,our team has a black cat
but my beautifull benjeman we have your big blue hat
i would like you to join our message board what do you think of that
you could start of your posting career
by calling factomondo,halo dear
he might think your a little queer
but soon he will ask you out for a beer
ol facto is the friendlist geezer youll ever meet
he will give you a cuddle, hes ever so sweet
so what do you say ben,give us a tweet