FORGET THE POETRY SHANE IM REALLY GETTING TERRIFIED
WE NEED SOMEONE WITH ABILTY WE ARE FED UP WITH HULSE HITTING THE BALL WIDE
JEFFRO MY ADOPTED SON WONT DRINK HIS HORLICKS AT NIGHT
HES BEEN TOLD THAT A MIDGET HAS BEEN SIGNED HOPE THATS NOT RIGHT
JAYGEEBEE HAS SAWED HIS FAVOURITE GOLF CLUB IN HALF
AND HAS PUT AN ELECTRIC FIRE IN THE BATH
SURELY WE ARE NOT KEEPING VINE YOUR HAVING A LAUGH

FACTOMONDO HAS STARTED TO CROSS DRESS
POOR SCARLET PIMPLE,IS IN A TERRIBLE MESS
SURELY NO MORE CAN GO WRONG
WE NEED SHANE LONG